"Back on your head"
Some time ago I used one of those calculators that financial websites provide to check your retirement savings. You know the type, punch in all your personal savings and the program let's you know how likely you are to be saying "Welcome to Walmart". Well, this particular calculator tells me I am well on my way to a comfortable retirement, - if - I retire at age 78!
I best come up with a back-up plan, as a blue apron and smiley face stickers are just not my style.